Created as part of celebrating their birthday, dAVE wrote and recorded each of these songs in a single day. Every song was created solely on a Roland SP404 mk2 with a variety of instruments and dAVE’s own voice.
The performance of each track was improvised and recorded down on the SP404 mk2 before being mastered by dAVE. Outside of the mastering process the entire record was created outside of any computer and used hardware devices or instruments only.
The purpose of this record was to focus on creation without getting caught up in the tiny details of music making that can often derail a project into never getting completed.
The title of the record ( a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference) comes from dAVE turning 42 on this birthday and a text a friend sent to say happy birthday and how now dAVE gets to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. As it turns out, it really is just about always having a towel. The song titles are all from dAVE’s long list of thing his daughter has said or inspired.
- It doesn’t have to be perfect if it doesn’t have to be our lives (03:46)
Made from playing a small toy accordion looped and resampled to be pitched up and down. This marks the first instance of dAVE releasing a song with recorded finger drumming.
- Waving from across the lagoon (03:31)
A collection of chords played on a piano that have been resampled under various effects to create textures.
- Band Names (It needs more knives in it) (04:31)
dAVE has long kept a list of possibly great band names. This list has moved from various locations to another and sadly many of them have been lost. This list represents the current form of the list that still exists in a note on dAVE’s phone from 2012.
Lyrics:
Squid Cervix
The Good Pretenders Album
Richard Nixon’s Victims
Quit Putting Your Finger in That
1983 Penguins
Related to Charlemagne
Freezing Pea Soup
Reluctant Contestants
Fire Tornado
Cannibalized Grandmothers
The Declined Marriage Proposal
Stop Winking at Me
Shark Hunting Demons
The Monstrous Cacophony
Baghdad Bowlers
The Illustrator Haters
What Rhymes with Glory?
Not on Speaking Terms
Consequences are for Mortals
Finding Hatred Meaningful
Hate Cauldron
Magnificence Divided by Tapioca
Don’t Eat Yogurt
Who They Warned You About
Republican Sex Chants
The Diabolical Game Show Hosts
Really Long Band Name That Can’t Fit On A Drum Head
all capitol letters
John Cougar Fat Camp
Fish Suicide
Sleeping Like Jesus
Race Card Driver
All About Alliteration
Onomatopoeia Motherfuckers
Elevator Haters
It Calls Your Name
Hiding a Knife
10 Minutes Later
Crushed by a Robot
Tawdry Cadre
No One Ever Said
Afraid of Coleslaw
Fog on a Moonlit Evening
Fixed and Forlorn
Violent Urge to Poop
Our Love is like Whoa
Whistling Whilst Jaywalking
Sumo Wrestle for My Seed
The Recumbent Hawks
Murdering Grape Smugglers
Disgraced & Banished
Vanish! Vanish! Be Gone!
Rat Fart Snake Bite
Nonesuch Chicanery
Shake that Stick
Mandatory Tramp Stamp
Wrath of the Bonersaurus
Vitamins Full of Hatred
This Means You Norm
Damn This Sideways House
Bleeding Face Tumors
sing a song of six dead chickens
Pedro Nacho & The Romantic Shitbags
Calling All Nihilists
Est Porthos Nachos
Charlemagne’s Chandelier
Dead Guy with an Eyepatch
Me Llamo Mosquito
The Art of Sandwich
My God Vs Your God
Fearing a Brain Tumor
Fuck, I Forgot
The Chilean Speed Eaters
A Raven of Murderers
Pentagonal Penultimate
Staring at Burn Victims
Tommy Woodshop & the Severed Fingers
The Man About Town Killed My Wife
Laughing Without Mirth
The Frasier Theme Song
Written by Jealousy
Stalking Alan Thicke
Pretty Sure Kenny Rogers is Dead
Chess Music Video
Obscure Band’s Song Title
Dancing on the Ceiling
Simplicity in Detail
Make Em Say Umlaut
Rave in the Rain
Glowstick Jellyfish
A Color & an Animal
The Cardinal of Crayon
The Shocking Revelation
Cockroach Porn
The Fantasicingest
The Beautiful Sound of Money
Feelings are Bored
Ronald Reagan is Your God
- Oh no! I don’t have eyes! (07:13)
Single keys played on a piano that have been resampled repeatedly to create eight different sound textures that are stacked in various combinations.
Written, recorded, produced, mixed, and mastered by dAVE Inden (attks th drknss).
Released October 9, 2023